For years now I have been buying smaller shirts to wear underneath my Bogosse, Bertigo, Robert Graham and Ted Baker dress shirts. Eventually, those cheap undershirt cotton fabrics shrink and become fantastic rags. Traditional undershirts would UN-tuck and make me feel uncomfortable with a sloppy bulge in my gut… no, that is not normally there! On top of that, why are undershirts shaped like a square box? Are you shaped like a box?
The youth large shirts that I had to wear were simply holding me back like a straightjacket…office high-fives we’re at an all-time low because I didn’t want to rip my tiny lil’ tee. Why is an undershirt a complete annoyance?
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